Copneconic is a revolutionary, incredible punk band full of talent and sex-appeal. They have toured across the entire upper-midwest of The United States of America playing numerous venues to literal DOZENS of people. Throughout their career, Copneconic has opened for Rozwell Kid, PAWS, Vundabar, Heart Attack Man, Oso Oso, and Greet Death. They like music notes, cartoons of the American and Japanese variety, cold cereal, fine art, and exquisite high-fashion.
Formed in 20XX by bassist Sam Moore, the band went through a number of changes and member additions throughout history. Lead singer and guitar player Jesse Augustine joined in 2014 after a freak DJ experiment went wrong. Not long after, drummer and harmony expert Kyle Phelps joined in 2016 and the band entered it's eternal Trash phase.
The band's first full length album Generation Parasite was released in 2017. Recorded and mixed by former The Swellers member Nick Diener, the album received positive, totally okay reviews across the board. In Q4 2017 they were featured in AP Magazine's "12 Bands" page in issue #354. They are still waiting on their Pitchfork review.
In 2019 Copneconic disappeared. To this day nobody has seen them. There are rumors that they went into cryogenic freezing until the perfect riff is dreamt up. It could be several days before we ever see them again.
- Not Copneconic